The
Dope on
The Sex Pistols
A
short history of the whole damn lot of 'em
1972
Shepherds
Bush buddies Steve Jones and Paul Cook form a band with school pal
Warwick Nightingale. The original line-up play on instruments and
equipment stolen by Jones, who'd had a spell in reform school as
a lad and was taught to steal by his mum and stepfather.
Jones
spends his weekends at the Let It Rock shop on the Kings Road run
by fashion gurus Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood, vendors
of bondage gear and pornographic T-shirts. Jones badgers McLaren
into finding his group somewhere to rehearse. McLaren finally comes
up with Covent Garden Community Centre and ropes in his Saturday
lad Glen Matlock to be the band's bass player. A major priority,
as McLaren sees it, is to find a vocalist. Cook and Jones each try
their hand but the desire for new blood leads to Nightingale's departure.
McLaren changes the name of the shop to Sex.
1975
John Lydon had moved into a
squat in Kings Cross with John Ritchie (Sid Vicious) and is busking
on the Kings Road in green hair and a T-shirt that says I HATE PINK
FLOYD when one of McLaren's lackeys spots him. Lydon auditions for
the band by accompanying Alice Cooper on the shop's jukebox. As
a result of Jones' continual comments about the state of Lydon's
teeth, he gets nicknamed Johnny Rotten. McLaren borrows a slogan
from one of his T-shirts and re-christens the band The Sex Pistols.
Initially
the Pistols work on '60s covers by the likes of the Small Faces.
They also begin to write their own material. Their first venture
is as support to Bazooka Joe (complete with Adam Ant) in November
1975 at St Martin's College in London's Charing Cross Road. It's
hardly a success: the plug is pulled after a short set. A memorable
debut, for the wrong reasons.
1976
The band slowly gain a following, sparked in part by exuberant
fan Simon Barker who forms the Bromley contingent, an ardent group
of Pistols followers. Violence at London nightspot Dingwalls brings
an expulsion from that venue and because of their growing reputation,
the Pistols are barred from playing the Mont De Marson Punk Festival
in France. They begin instead to appear at London's 100 Club on
Tuesday nights.
Following
a brief UK tour which includes a performance at Chelmsford Prison,
the Pistols headline the 100 Club's Punk Rock Festival in September.
Other bands at the event are The Damned, The Clash, The Vibrators
and Siouxie and The Banshees with future Pistols bassist Sid Vicious
on drums. On October 8th the Pistols sign with EMI, recording their
debut single 'Anarchy in the UK' shortly afterwards. On November
19th 'Anarchy In the UK' is released.
A
fateful late replacement guest slot on Thames TV's Today Programme
follows. Life would never be the same again. The band arrive five
minutes before going on air and are interviewed live by a smug and
drunk Bill Grundy who sets about provoking them to "say something
outrageous". The expletives that follow stun the early evening audience
and the next day the front pages of every daily newspaper carry
a picture of the band. Reports circulate of honest working men who've
kicked in their TV sets and old ladies who've keeled over from strokes.
The
papers haven't had so much fun since John Lennon said the Beatles
were bigger than Jesus and the Rolling Stones were caught pissing
up against a wall. The Daily Mail launches a witch-hunt against
the perpetrators of "some of the dirtiest language ever heard on
television". Bill Grundy is suspended. The Mirror's headline is
THE FILTH AND THE FURY. The Pistols think it's funny. EMI Chairman
Sir John Read responds to the outcry by issuing a statement "We
shall do everything we can to restrain their public behavior."
London
becomes virtually a closed city for the Pistols as far as live gigs
are concerned. Insurance companies refuse to cover the concerts
and anxious promoters cancel all but three of the shows booked for
December's Anarchy national tour.
1977
Staff at EMI's pressing plant are not placated by their chairman's
PR bid. They threaten to strike if the label don't drop the band.
In the first week of the new year, EMI caves in and obliges its
workers by paying the band to leave the label. In February Glen
Matlock leaves the group. His replacement is Lydon's old friend
Sid Vicious, who's never played bass before.
In
March McLaren and the Pistols sign a new recording deal with A&M
Records, signing the contracts outside Buckingham Palace. Just days
later after a Sid-induced fracas, A&M kick the band off the
label, prompting plenty of hype about another large pay-off.
Two
months later, the Pistols sign their third and final record deal,
this time with Richard Branson's Virgin label. The Virgin Records
Press Release calls the Pistols "Youth disenchanted with society
and mainstream rock... Four working-class teenagers who reacted
against the elitist pretensions of their one-time heroes. Since
nobody else was playing the music they wanted to hear, they'd play
it themselves. They sing anti-love songs, cynical songs about suburbia
and repression, hate and aggression."
It
is the year of the Queen's Silver Jubilee and England takes to the
streets to celebrate. Bunting, trestle tables, union jacks, jingoistic
songs, self-congratulation and a new Tube line mark the festivities.
People are yet to get pissed off with The Royal Family sponging
from the state; slagging off the Windsors is still Jerry-loving
treason. The Sex Pistols don't buy it. They write a song called
'God Save The Queen', a battle-cry against national complacency
and very funny to boot. The country doesn't get it. The BBC bans
it, saying the song is "in gross bad taste". DJ Tony Blackburn tells
the newspapers it's "disgraceful" and makes him "ashamed". Despite
a media blackout, 'God Save The Queen' gets to number one in the
charts. Jamie Reid's sleeve design shows Elizabeth II's face with
a safety pin through her nose.
The
Pistols mark Jubilee day by staging a performance on a riverboat
on the Thames and are arrested and charged by police who buzz them
with police boats, pull the plug on the party, and charge all four
with offences from obstructing the police to using insulting words
and being drunk and disorderly.
Two
more singles - 'Pretty Vacant' and 'Holidays in the Sun' - follow,
preceding the Pistols' only official album 'Never Mind The Bollocks
- Here's The Sex Pistols' which goes straight to the top of the
charts on its November release, despite many outlets refusing to
stock it and shops being fined for displaying promo material.
The
press turn the screws. When the band don't oblige them with scandal
and fracas, the papers just make it up. When The Pistols leave Heathrow
for a five-day tour of Holland, the journalists report them as having
"spat, vomited and swore" in the terminal building, when in fact
the four bypass the place altogether because they were running late
for their plane.
After
a secret tour to avoid bans, the Sex Pistols' final UK performance
takes place at Ivanhoes Club in Huddersfield on Christmas Day 1977.
The show is for the children of local firemen, laid-off workers
and single-parents and goes off well, with invitees coifing 1000
bottles of pop and a huge cake supplied by Virgin.
1978
The eight-show American tour has municipalities panicking and
fans astounded/bemused. In Texas, Sid played covered in his and
his fans' blood after a beer can is thrown at him on the stage.
At the final date - The Winterland Ballroom in San Francisco - Rotten
asks the audience "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" and
leaves the band the next day. It's over. Seven days later, Cook
and Jones go to Rio with McLaren to record with Ronnie Biggs, the
exiled Great Train Robber.
Smacked
up and depressed, Sid records a version of Frank Sinatra's My
Way and performs his farewell UK gig at Camden's Electric
Ballroom under the guise of The Vicious White Kids with ex-Pistol
Glen Matlock on bass. Nine months after the end of the band, in
October 1978, Sid's hooker-junkie girlfriend Nancy Spungen is found
dead under the bathroom sink in the couple's Chelsea Hotel room
in New York with stab wounds to the belly. Sid is charged with her
murder and released on $50,000 bail, which McLaren pays. Sid dies
from a heroin overdose on February 21 1979 while awaiting trial.
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